1000 forms of gay
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alyonion and i are gonna play this at open mic thingy hells yeah

penfucker:

BRAND NEW LAPTOP IM SO FUCKING HAPPY

texasassy:

where do i sign up to be a toned heartless cocaine addicted runway model

postllimit:

i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so

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but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form 

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no thank you

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

reallylameblog:

anyway, here’s me

is there gravity in wisconsisn

vvhaleshark:

churchsext:

vvhaleshark:

this is a real question is there the gravty in wsicsin

no we don’t have gravity you fucking California goober dumbass, go eat at out n in

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jumpin jimmies we got a live one

mouldy-sandwich:

when you get called up to talk in front of the classimage

jesuschill:

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

(Source: confundc)

borinq:

Great Wall of china selfie

hellanerd:

Meg sassykardashian and I are the only queens that matter

gender-wizard:

being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.

rte2:

Tell me I’m ur national asshole